Agile Home Ownership?

I try to live my life in an Agile-manner. Iterative improvement, utilize a personal kanban board to manage home-work, Product Owner buy-in (wife), etc.

You see, there is a problem at home. There is a larger-than-a-basketball wasp nest 3 stories up with no access to the roof. [This could get messy…]

Is there anything in the Agile Manifesto that talks about:

  • Shaking problems to the point where they go away?
  • What about shooting problems to see if they go away…
  • How about spraying problems with water?
  • Paying contractors lots of moola to do your work for you?…

Inspect and adapt. Yes. I get the inspect part. I’ve inspected it enough. Now its time to… adapt? Hell no. It’s time to go Judge Dredd on it!

What do you think?

What is the most Agile and safe way to solve this personal conundrum?